Opinion Gatherer Gifts

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

Add on £5 if you don't want to hear my opinions.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Confirmation Bias

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

E Pluribus Nada

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Man considers blogging.

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

Night of the Living Well-Read

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

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