Opinion Orchestrator Gifts

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Like Minded

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

Confirmation Bias

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

E Pluribus Nada

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

Beware of the Blog.

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

'You're on my soapbox !'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

News.

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

Turkey missed the exit twice

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

'My leter to the editor lost a lot of its punch since they made it fit to print.'

'It's all been said already.'

Visual Gag 'Tweeterers' Corner The TwitterTweeters version of Speakers' corner

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

List of pros List of cons Congressional Roll Call -or- Sizing up the situation

they are not Democrats

'Let me call my wife. She's full of 'second opinions'.

'He claims he's grown. He used to be the darling-of-the-left. Now he's the darling-of-the-right.'