Opinion Collecting Gifts

"It's not surprising I'm gluten intolerant. I'm intolerant of pretty much everything."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

E Pluribus Nada

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

On - Undecided - Off switch

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

'You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote.'

"I try not to judge people by the actions of their state government."

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

Pollsters.