Opinions Collector Gifts

'It's all been said already.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The New World Order

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Stealing thoughts.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Like Minded

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"Let's explore our opinions."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other.

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

Hints for the Park.