Opinions Collector Gifts

'It's all been said already.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The New World Order

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Stealing thoughts.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Like Minded

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Let's explore our opinions."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

politically correct czar: 'Popular...Elitist'

Hints for the Park.

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."