The Banana Skin and Guillotine
Critique Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of thoughtful feedback? Our critique collector collection is ideal for artists, educators, and creative minds who thrive on constructive criticism. Whether it's a witty mug, a clever tee, or a charming pillow, these items turn critique into a badge of honor and humor. Perfect for those who embrace growth and love to share their passion for learning through feedback.
"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
Filling the Missile Gap
Final words on gravestones.
An acceptable level of TV violence.
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
The New World Order
Road rage on a mobility scooter.
The Real Russian history
The water desk
"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."
"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."
"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."
"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."
I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.
'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'
"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "
'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'
Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash
Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.
'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'
A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.
Nutty Assistants
1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.
New Jersey Cops Gone Wild
Ezra Pound
"I just love your use of lying"
'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'
Art is a cruel mistress.
"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"
Editor
"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."
"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"
Fake Diplomas
Critique Collector Gifts Collection
Critique Collector Mugs
Explore our full collection of critique collector products on mugs—perfect for sparking conversations and celebrating the value of feedback.
Critique Collector Pillows
Check out our critique collector pillows—cozy, humorous, and a charming addition to any creative space or living room.
Critique Collector Prints
Browse our critique collector art prints—perfect for inspiring your workspace and celebrating the art of constructive feedback.
Critique Collector T-Shirts
Discover more critique-themed t-shirts—fun, witty, and ideal for artists and educators who love sharing their passion for learning.