Critique Collector Mugs

The Banana Skin and Guillotine

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

The New World Order

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

The Real Russian history

The water desk

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Nutty Assistants

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

Ezra Pound

"I just love your use of lying"

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Art is a cruel mistress.

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Editor

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Fake Diplomas