Service Critique Collector Mugs

Patience.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"We emphasize personal service. Our broker-client ratio is three to one."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'Ladies and Gentlemen we regret to announce there will be a slight delay to your flight.'

"It's a new bank policy, sir - Transactions under $500 just aren't worth our while."

Couple Waiting for Service

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'"

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Don't you think you may have overdone it with the layoffS?'

"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

"The doctor encourages second opinions, but not about his fees."

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"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"