Critique Collector Pillows

The Banana Skin and Guillotine

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Filling the Missile Gap

Final words on gravestones.

The New World Order

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

The Real Russian history

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

The water desk

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Nutty Assistants

Editor

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

Ezra Pound

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"I just love your use of lying"

Fake Diplomas

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'