Political Critique Collector Pillows

Dumb Asp

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

The New World Order

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Disappearing Democracy

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

World Domination

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Trump White House Word Search

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Trump's Advisors

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

Where or who is Kim?

Mother Theresa (May)

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

Ukrainian Elections

2020 vs. 2023

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

'Well, they certainly caught you kipping!'

Uncle Sam and Russian bear play Syria like a video game

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

China 70 Years

'You give me this Christmas card every year.'

Unsocial Security.