Political Critique Collector Pillows

The Great Protector

Dumb Asp

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

The New World Order

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Disappearing Democracy

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"The candidates this year are really honest."

World Domination

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

Trump White House Word Search

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Trump's Advisors

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Mother Theresa (May)

Where or who is Kim?

"These are my 'Nebraska attack poodles'. They don't bark, they don't bite, they just do exactly what they're told. . ."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

Uncle Sam and Russian bear play Syria like a video game

2020 vs. 2023

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

"Let's go to the womens' protest march to pick up some hot chicks!"

Ukrainian Elections

'Well, they certainly caught you kipping!'

Hipster Charm Offensive

Man on dock fishing has 'Suggestions' box

China 70 Years