Political Critique Lover Pillows

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'

Mr. Circus Pres-Nut

Art = Death

Exit Interview: Van Jones

'As you can see at the moment the UK comes only 11th in terms of 'time volunteered'... but we're hoping that with the number we're laying off there'll be a lot more people with time to offer in the future.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Unsocial Security.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Trump secret police

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Why do you hate the media?

A Little Extra

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat