Political Critique Lover Pillows

'I'm leaving politics for patriotic reasons. Earning more money in the private sector would stimulate the economy.'

Mr. Circus Pres-Nut

'As you can see at the moment the UK comes only 11th in terms of 'time volunteered'... but we're hoping that with the number we're laying off there'll be a lot more people with time to offer in the future.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Unsocial Security.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump secret police

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why do you hate the media?

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

The Art of Misdirection

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'