Geopolitical Critique Lover Pillows

Trump Foreign Policy

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Beg for peace!"

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Mike Flynn in Deep Trouble for Peacemongering While Warmongers Walk Free

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Disappearing Democracy

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Campaign 2016

Russian invasion of Ukraine

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

China

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Army Man Playset 2020

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Middle East Arms Deal

Indian PM Vajpayee announces new ultranationalist deputy PM Advani

The Situation Room Has Gotten Weird

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Death playing with the middle east.

'Mr. Annan? I know a guy I would accept as a weapons inspector!'

Assuming That It Works

"The candidates this year are really honest."

USA-Russia ties.

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

The Oil of Iran

Proxy War Redux

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

Bush invites Putin to start a new cold war in the wake of flagging support for the war on terror.

Sanctions to the rescue

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?