Political Critique Enthusiasts Pillows

'You're making a big mistake Attorney General Holder, investigating the CIA's interrogation techniques is just pure politics ... moreover you're dangerous.'

Dominator-In-Chief

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Very Presidential."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Split Decision

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Health Care Crisis table.

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Disappearing Democracy

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

NHS Stabbing Ward

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Trump's Wall

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

Be the Lame Change You Seek

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Leftie Trump

A politician points in the direction forward while being carried by members of the public.

Give up Smoking!

Trump White House Word Search

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

Tony Blair

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

"Truth is not truth."

"You can't send us a check and expect me to forget the killing. I also want a Trump Hotel in Saudi Arabia."

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