Policy Critique Lovers Pillows

UK Border Control

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The wrecking crew!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

social services cuts

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Backstabber Express: Trump

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'