Policy Critique Fan Pillows

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

"We need a border wall. . . and a dome over the USA for soviet missiles!"

UK border controls relaxed.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

The wrecking crew!

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Backstabber Express: Trump

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

social services cuts

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Surge Plans.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.