Policy Critique Fan Pillows

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

"We need a border wall. . . and a dome over the USA for soviet missiles!"

UK border controls relaxed.

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

The wrecking crew!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

social services cuts

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Backstabber Express: Trump

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."