Government Critique Fan Pillows

Office of Social Insecurity.

'I don't care if you have brought peanuts...you can't feed the MPs...'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

Guantánamoon

A Mask Too Far COVID-19, coronavirus, conservatives,

Trident: 'We need it in our fight against smokers.'

"A non-gorenment organization? There is such a thing?"

"Hold my beer Matt."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Facelook

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'