Government Critique Pillows

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

Change Like You Can't Believe

'Hello, emergency services?... Quick, send the PCSOs. There's been a trivial crime!'

Why's the opposition so incompetent?

'I'd be willing to pay more taxes, if the Government would use the money to build more bars.'

'Instead of paying an income tax expert to do my return, I paid myself. What's wrong with that?'

The Cheney branch.

Billions and Billions

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Facelook

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Democracy Bleeds