Government Critique Pillows

'Hello, emergency services?... Quick, send the PCSOs. There's been a trivial crime!'

Why's the opposition so incompetent?

'I'd be willing to pay more taxes, if the Government would use the money to build more bars.'

'Instead of paying an income tax expert to do my return, I paid myself. What's wrong with that?'

The Cheney branch.

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Democracy Bleeds

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

King Trump

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'