Government Critique Enthusiast Pillows

The government is to adopt rigorous new procedures to deal with any examples of GPs offending

You Pay Their Salaries. But Congress Doesn't Have to Tell You What They Do At Work.

The New Abnormal

Uncle sam goes shopping

'I wish you had the fortitude that the government has. Being in debt doesn't stop THEM from spending!'

'Nice Shiny'

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Facelook

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."