Government Critique Aficionado Pillows

Build the Wall Back Better

'Beware of Sign in middle of street.'

Rotting from the head back.

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Facelook

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Democracy Bleeds

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

King Trump

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."