Policy Critique Pillows

'Bigger and better golden parachutes is not the kind of innovative proposals that will move our company forward.'

'You don't think you were a bit harsh on that school?'

Calls for Income Tax Reduction

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"No health insurance? I suggest you wait until your symptoms get worse, then go to the emergency room."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

The wrecking crew!

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Disappearing Democracy

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'As a supporter of the president...which did you like the most?...His taking another 2 week vacation, his foreign policy, how things are going at the border. . .'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe...she had so many children she didn't know what to do...so she tried to keep it a secret.