Opinion Explorer Gifts

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Help Wanted: No Preconceived Notions Required. We'll create your new world view.

"Let's explore our opinions."

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

"Don't assume everyone here is a Democrat."

"No opinion, eh? Well, I'll put you down as 'lair.'"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Like Minded

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Confirmation Bias

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'