Opinion Explorer Gifts

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Help Wanted: No Preconceived Notions Required. We'll create your new world view.

"Let's explore our opinions."

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

"Don't assume everyone here is a Democrat."

"No opinion, eh? Well, I'll put you down as 'lair.'"

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Rodin's Thinker.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Like Minded

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Confirmation Bias

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'