Opinion Gatherer Prints

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'FOCUS, people, FOCUS!'

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

Add on £5 if you don't want to hear my opinions.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Like Minded

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Confirmation Bias

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Let's explore our opinions."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Night of the Living Well-Read

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'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."