Opinion Giver Prints

"Want to know what I think?"

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'He doesn't have an opinion... he hasn't had a drink yet.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Like Minded

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.