Opinion Specialist Prints

'Let me call my wife. She's full of 'second opinions'.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Pundits

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

E Pluribus Nada

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig