Opinion Guru Prints

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"I guess you got the job as a critic at the student paper?"

'Stan could be a pundit. He never knows what he's talking about either!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Freedom of Speech

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Political Issues

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

Pundits

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

The Cartoonist's armoury

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"