Opinion Guru Gifts

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"I guess you got the job as a critic at the student paper?"

'Stan could be a pundit. He never knows what he's talking about either!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Political Issues

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

Pundits

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

E Pluribus Nada

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Still the Same

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

The Cartoonist's armoury

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."