Opinion Strategist Gifts

'My opinion? Gee, that's a toughie...Can you give me a hint?'

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Euro Bait

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Confirmation Bias

Pundits

The Election Strategy

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'