Collecting Opinions Prints

"That's the worst set of opinions I've heard in my entire life."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

The New World Order

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Stealing thoughts.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Like Minded

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

'Bet you 10 thousand dollars, no make that 10 million dollars!...That I'm getting more Super-Pac campaign funding than you are!'

Pollsters.

'It's all been said already.'

"You're my second opinion, Mom was my first."

Hints for the Park.

The Man Who Knew Way Too Much