Ironical Observer Gifts

A headless panhandler with a sing that reads "Headless Please Help".

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

"I see her at number 27 is nosing again."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

AI Summit

Dirty Tricks Dept.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

TV and man

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'

"Die alone"

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

Bizarre sights.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'