Ironical Observer Pillows

A headless panhandler with a sing that reads "Headless Please Help".

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

"I see her at number 27 is nosing again."

Wifi in Hell

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

The Government That Cried Wolf

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

AI Summit

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Dirty Tricks Dept.

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

TV and man

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'I wouldn't worry about going before your time. You're too old to die young.'

"Die alone"

Bizarre sights.

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."