Outlandish Observer Pillows

Bizarre sights.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Mother Duck.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

The Government That Cried Wolf

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Dirty Tricks Dept.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

AI Summit

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

*2020

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Minimalism exhibition...

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Pyramid Garden

'The demeanor of this judicial panel doesn't bode well for your appeal.'

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Please, please please let me be the one to tell him we outsourced his job.