Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center.
Offbeat Observer Pillows
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"Ahhh... close enough."
"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."
"Tinnitus?"
'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'
Scientist seen on loch.
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'
AI Summit
Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.
"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."
A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window
"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."
"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'
Kangaroo with a smoking baby.
Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.
Bizarre sights.
"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"
'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
Russian bombers in California
Pyramid Garden
"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."
'I'm new up here...where are the men?'
"We found this in your brain."
"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!
'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'
'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'
Lefty Grange, Color commentator.
"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"
End of the Pier Show
"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"
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