Opinionated Reader Gifts

'Well, Mabel, I disagree. I thought the writing style in 'get cremated, not buried when you die' was fine, but there was no plot.'

"Next month's book choice is Violet's - and I speak for everyone when I dread to say what I think it might be!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Pundits

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'You're on my soapbox !'

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

The Kommander in Khief

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

"They should stand."

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!