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'Well, Mabel, I disagree. I thought the writing style in 'get cremated, not buried when you die' was fine, but there was no plot.'

"Next month's book choice is Violet's - and I speak for everyone when I dread to say what I think it might be!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Pundits

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

The Kommander in Khief

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"They should stand."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"