Opinionated Ponderer Gifts

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

The Politics of Food.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Pundits

George Orwell

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

The thinker.

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'