Opinionated Viewer Gifts

The following program was formatted to fit your small, constipated view of the universe.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Pundits

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'I understand your world view, but what world do you come from?'

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.

"They should stand."

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"