Opinion Orator Gifts

Turkey missed the exit twice

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Difference of Opinion

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

William Pitt the Elder

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Pundits

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

Tucker Carlson

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.