Opinion Artist Gifts

"You're the kind who has plenty of opinions but no suggestions."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Freedom of Speech

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'Interactive TV news.'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Blockhead

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'