Opinion Artist Pillows

"You're the kind who has plenty of opinions but no suggestions."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'Interactive TV news.'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

Blockhead

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

The Pope

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

Capitalism

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'