Opinionated Writer Pillows

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Pundits

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

The Cartoonist's armoury

"She can be outspoken."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Pot and Kettle

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

The Kommander in Khief

Always right.

Contrary opinions matter

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'The opinions expressed by Mrs Latimore are her own, and do not necessarily reflect those of Mr Latimore.'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Turkey missed the exit twice