Opinionated Person Pillows

"You can't just say you 'heard' something. Yu have to say whether you liked it or not!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

E Pluribus Nada

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

The Kommander in Khief

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

Contrary opinions matter

Always right.

'You're on my soapbox !'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"They should stand."

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

Any Questions?

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"The problem with politics is politicians!"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"