Opinionated Person Pillows

"You can't just say you 'heard' something. Yu have to say whether you liked it or not!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'You're on my soapbox !'

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Contrary opinions matter

The Kommander in Khief

Always right.

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"They should stand."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

Any Questions?

"The problem with politics is politicians!"

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"He went red state on me."

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"