Opinionated Individual Pillows

The Family - The Smallest Cell of the United European Union.

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Pundits

E Pluribus Nada

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Big government pig

Uniformed but Passionate

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

'You're on my soapbox !'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

The Kommander in Khief

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"They should stand."

"If we didn't let eggs into the country they wouldn't attack Fraser Anning."

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

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"The problem with politics is politicians!"

"He went red state on me."