Opinion Writing Pillows

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"She can be outspoken."

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Like Minded

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Pundits

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

Pot and Kettle

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Land Of The Spokespersons

Global Chilling - US Politics

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

'No, old generals no longer fade away! We're in demmand as TV news commentators.'

A Labour Government is more dangerous than heroin.

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"