Opinion Writing T-Shirts

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"She can be outspoken."

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Like Minded

Pundits

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

E Pluribus Nada

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Pot and Kettle

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Land Of The Spokespersons

Global Chilling - US Politics

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

Advice from Major Tom

'No, old generals no longer fade away! We're in demmand as TV news commentators.'

Dear Sadie, Coke or Pepsi? Actual reader question. You're really asking that questions? The answer is so obvious: Coke! Or Pepsi. Definitely Pepsi! What's important in my line of work is not the answer but how strongly you express it. Send questions to asksadiesho@gmail.com

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"