Opinion Piece Reader Pillows

"According to the liberal media, you're a woman."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Pundits

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

E Pluribus Nada

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Man considers blogging.

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"She can be outspoken."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

"Let's explore our opinions."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Night of the Living Well-Read