Opinions Pillows

The following program was formatted to fit your small, constipated view of the universe.

Elderly spinster expressing the belief that most marriages turn out miserably.

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Pundits

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"She can be outspoken."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"Let's explore our opinions."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Opposing viewpoint.

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"