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Opinion Columnist Gifts
Shopping for an opinion columnist? Find a range of clever and funny products, from mugs to t-shirts, perfect for those who love to share their insights. These gifts are great for writers who enjoy a good laugh and their bold perspective. Whether they’re in the newsroom or writing from home, our collection offers a humorous way to celebrate their passion for journalism and opinion shaping.
Pot and Kettle
Hate Platforms
"Nation-building never works."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Opportunities in Coronatimes
In the Guru District
Squeezing the Free Press.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Trump Poutine
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Laughingstock
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Opinion Columnist Gifts Collection
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