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Pot and Kettle

Hate Platforms

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Trump Poutine

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?