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Advice from Major Tom

Pot and Kettle

Hate Platforms

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Trump Poutine

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Laughingstock

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'