Opinion Master Gifts

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

'If you were interested in what I think you'd read my blog!'

"If you had an opinion... would you be right or wrong?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Genius

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Pundits

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

E Pluribus Nada

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

The Cartoonist's armoury

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Land Of The Spokespersons

Contrary opinions matter

Always right.

Global Chilling - US Politics

"Sad case, doctor; withdrawal from having a president who doesn't insult everybody."