Ringmaster Of Opinions Gifts

Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Freedom of Speech

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

Circus

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Circus Act

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'