Ringmaster Of Opinions Pillows

Honorable Justice or Judicial Activist?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Freedom of Speech

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

E Pluribus Nada

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"And that's the way we want you to think it is."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Matador.

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

Circus Act

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."